I decided I'm going to be Bubba from Forrest Gump. Everyone needs a friend with a shrimp fetish.
i see my shrimp fetish has made you distant and cold towards me.
well if that's how you're going to be about it, i'm going to send you buckets of shrimp to your house.
and leave shrimp poop on your pillows
and give you shrimp AIDS!
you know how dirty those fucking prawns are
Brian Peppers Time!
i don't need you
or your speed
did someone say speed?!
are you off diddling Brian Peppers?
If so, type 1
If not, type "I love bleu cheese made from vagina yeast"
Jesus hates prawns
Jesus hates prawns time a million.